UC Irvine is full of Asian Frat Thugs.

Wait... did i say thugs?
Must be a typo. I meant FAGS.

These UC Irvine bitches. Hard now cause they're in a frat? whoopteedooo.

Dont come at me thinking your hard with a whole group of people behind you.
and embarrassingly FAILing to kick down someones window further proves your weak shit.

Pullin some pussy shit. Grow some balls. One on one. Im down.



you wanna bump? lets bump!
HIT ME UP ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN MYSPACE!

Cyclist arrested on CalTrain.

"Oh how exciting! Caught on tape: A biker arrested by surly cops!

See, a cyclist got on train, allegedly found an available spot in the train's bike rack, which the conductor wasn't having. Then the conductor, we're told, demanded that said biker get off the train since "it was full". Cyclist dude refuses. And then? The fuzz arrests the guy at the San Carlos station.

And that? Is all we know for now. But don't let that glaring lack of info stop you from making a sweeping generalization. Which side are you on? Go.

(Read/see more about it here.)"

Damn Im Sore.

Was planning on waking up at 9 today. Ended up to be 11:30. Even though I went to bed early I still couldnt manage to get myself out of bed.

Its either:

a. I had no school today.
b. I have nothing to do today.
c. My whole body is sore.

Okay well its d. A little bit of all of the above. But mostly cause im sore.

But on another note.

Baby, I miss you.

And you thought you were dirty.

Bye San Deigo. =(

A truck hauling 6 other trucks.

Balboa Park!

Okay. This is a picture of my arm, with bird shit.
Yes. I got shitted on and guess what I was in a car.
Im not that embarrassed that it happened or neither am I angry at the bird,
cause man that bird has got some good aim.
Getting me through an open window in a moving car!

Fatty always eating.

=)

for more random pictures go visit Sherry's Blog.
Link is on the side.

Lacking Updates.

Sorry for not posting on this thing for the past few days.

Cause currently I am in San Diego being held captive by this evil chinese bitch named Sherry Fu.

But remember patience is a virtue, so hang in there, an update is coming soon.

hi my name is jensen and sherry is master champion of the world in brickbreaker. no contest. and she is forever my owner and i will abide to whatever she says. no contest.

HEARTS FOREV!!!!!!!!!!

Duck.

While hanging out at Quarry Lakes, eating sandwiches. A duck decided to paddle to us.
Mike decided to start feeding it bread. So it stuck around for a bit eating off my shoe. (See above). But then we noticed that its right wing was a little messed up. It was pointed up and not flushed to it's body. I was guessing that it's hurt. Im sad to say that I might be right. To check if it was or not. I tried to chase it away and slap the water a bit to see if it would fly away. It even got on shore and me running after it. It calmly just walked back into the water.
We walk away for a bit and I saw a group of ducks land in the water and then take off not too long after. Then I looked at the place we were at and the duck was still there. By itself.
It was very sad. I wanted to take it home. Winter is coming and I dont know how that duck is going to fair in that lake, in the cold, by itself. Maybe Ill come back later this week to check if its still there. I just hope it gets better soon.

Interesting Facts.

Stole this from Mike.

Interesting Facts I

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

9. Polar bears are left handed.

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

17. Starfish don't have brains.

Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow

Sneeze Fail.

Most of you would never wonder what would happen if you sneezed while eating pizza. Well, Mike did, while he was driving on the freeway so it ended up on his window.
He can show you here:




So try to remember to never sneezed while chewing on that pizza. You wouldnt want your window to look like that.
Im just glad he didnt sneeze on me.

Bored.

Its a saturday night and I'm in my room watching a "Man vs. Wild" marathon. By now I should be able to survive just about anywhere. Well not really but I sure hope the 4 hours spent watching this show hasn't gone to waste.

But man, am I bored. Its not as much as being bored, Im just restless. I want to go out and maybe ride my bike but at the same time there a voice in my head telling me to just stay home and "relax." Since I dont really have a destination and after a few days of intense heat Im still not quite used to this sudden cooling down.

I have visited all of my bookmarks; blogs, forums, myspace, facebook, and even porn. You didnt read wrong, yes PORN. Everyone watches it and some guys might even consider it a hobby. Yet, I still find myself feeling like I have nothing to do and at the same time I have done nothing.

This day felt like such a waste, other than driving Sherry to FAIL at picking up her car, thrift store shopping, and some yogurt and burgers for lunch. I basically have done nothing. Absolutely nothing today.

But I did set a new record for "BrickBreaker." But thats just sad, to consider setting a high score on your girlfriend's blackberry an "accomplishment." Maybe it just shows how much I fail.

Fuck. Someone save me.

Rocky Raccoon

360!

Ice Cream!

Look at what I found in the Ice Cream Isle.
On Sale too! Dollar per gallon.
Could not pass up on this deal.

SF Wednesday.

Well first of all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my good friend Kenny Chow.

Hope you had a good day, enjoyed me and sherry's visit, your mini cake, and your dinner.

Then while hanging out at Fatlace. These japanese guys came on their bikes and I remember Kenny telling me about them. They were Hyakumangoku! You can watch them here.

I ended up taking them to The Hundreds store and then onto Embarcadero where they rode and skated for a bit. Definitely nice meeting them. They were super nice. Their going back to Japan tomorrow and I wish them a good flight.

Crawfish!

So after riding to Kaiser to pick up my TB Chest X-Rays (I dont have TB. Its for nursing school so dont be scared) I headed for school to pay my tuition and turn in my paperwork.

After all that was done I waited for mike to get off work. Then we headed to Quarry Lakes and look at what I found!

A crawfish!

Feet in the water. Feels good.

This one scared mike.

Chillin.

Peter Pan Syndrome.

Never grow up.

Keep your "Love. Lockdown."

"everything natural is asymmetric."

.

So most of you know that I am currently in my second year of Nursing School and that I have only five quarters left and I am done. So in a year and a half or so, most likely two this will be me:

I have to make it. I have to hang in there or this will be me:

Bottoms up!
Caked.
Hella Hot.