Im off to San Diego.

for 2 days. actually just 1. since 1 day will be spent driving there so I only really have monday there and I get on the very first flight on tuesday back home.

Sherry you better pick me up. Ill make sure to pick the earliest flight out. Did you read that? EARLIEST.

hi this is the real jensen and sherry is the gayest most crybaby and annoying and abusive person in the whole world.

oh and cant forget shes chinese. that is the worst thing you can ever be.

kennys an exception. hes filipino on the inside.

hi my name is jensen and sherry is the coolest girl in the world the end

Saturday Afternoon Ride.

I woke up today and I was so glad that it was cooler, way cooler than it had been the past few days. The weather outside was also very nice, not one cloud in the sky.

Ron, his older brother Sean, and Will came by cause Ron needed a new wheel and he bought mine. Then after he switched tires and everything I led them to grab some coffee at Paddy's in Union City. Then they got hungry and we went to Bronco Billy's for some pizza.

Afte all that I took them to the Alameda Creek Trail which leads to the bay and goes around Coyote Hills in between San Mateo Bridge and Dumbarton. The ride was pretty nice but definitely windy.

Here are a few quick pics I snapped.

Ron taking a picture of the view from the top of the hill.
I dont know if you can see it but theres Dumbarton Bridge in the left.

Coyote Hills.

We decided to explore and me and Ron found an old shooting range.
Just look at the bullet holes on the sign.

Later in the night me and Chris went to get dinner at Cattlemen's in Fremont. I got a 20 oz. T-Bone steak with garlic fries and they use REAL garlic! O: I am definitely full.

Good day. Nice ride with Ron, Sean, and Will. Nice catching up with you Chris. (Have fun readings your days away and good luck in Law School).

New Knaye West Video.

Maybe not new. But it is to me. so here it is.


Kanye West "Champion Video" Official Directed by NEON from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

Damn. I dont remember the last time I was this scared.

As usual I'm on my laptop AND eating (cereal). Well on my first scoop the bowl tilts a little to the front and spills milk on my mousepad! I hurry and put the cereal down and run to my hamper to grab a shirt and wipe the milk off. Everything is dry and good. Then... bam! My computer just turns off! I kept pressing the power button but nothing happens. Doesn't turn on. So by this time Im about to shit my pants cause I cannot live without my laptop and Im guessing Im fucked and the milk seeped through.

Then I get an idea to plug in my charger. Then tada! my computer turns on. Damn am I stupid.

Karma is not a bitch.

Well karma does not always come back to you in negative ways. Theres good karma. Just look at what happened today.

Well today in Oakland as Sherry and I struggled to find some spare change to pay for a parking permit. A lady asks us if we were paying for parking. We answered yes and she proceeds to pick up a piece of paper off her dash and hands it over to us. Guess what.. . it was a parking ticket.

This was eerily reminiscent of an event few weeks back. As Sherry and I were leaving her chiropractor a lady pulls up behind us and waits to park. I then realized that we still had some time left on the parking permit. I decided to give this lady a parking permit since there was still about 30 minutes left. I didnt need it and she wouldnt have had to pay. Everyone wins.

It sure felt good. Kind of like returning a favor in a way. Shows that theres still good people out there.

ROFL.

Lol's. Rofl's. Lmao's. You've seen them before. Their everywhere, forums, chatrooms, aim convos. BUT do you ever wonder when people type these things, do they actually do it?

Well...

Fast Friday.

Another great film. Watch it!


Fast Friday from Hill Phil on Vimeo.

Hilarious.

best of craigslist > SF bay area > Manly Bike for Sale Originally Posted: Tue, 22 Jul 10:18 PDT

Manly Bike for Sale

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Date: 2008-07-22, 10:18AM PDT


Bike for sale


What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".



The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.



The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.



The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:


Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.


Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".


Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)

Copied from SFfixed.

"Here's an opportunity to ask the kind and benevolent
folks at Google to add 'bike there' as a choice to Google maps along with 'drive
there' and 'take public transportation there."

Sign the petition here:

http://www.petitiononline.com/bikether/petition.html

This sounds fun!

I'm getting tired.

So Sick. I want one.

Theres hope.

Saw this on the way home today.
Gas under 4 dollars!
and if you're wondering this is the Arco off automall pkwy in fremont.

I learned this today.

Wish me luck.

Interview. I hope get this.

Ken Lee. haha

These things are gross.

Banana Slugs. UCSC Mascots. This is what a slug's penis looks like.

This is what slug sex looks like.

More sex.

Hope you guys enjoyed these. Cause I didnt.

Summer To Do List.

In no particular order...

1. New bike
2. Car
3. Camera
4. Ipod
5. Study
6. Carmel
7. Santa Cruz
8. New Helmet
9. Magic Mountain
10. San Diego
11. Hawaii? Maybe
12. Rearrange my room
13. Ride! Ride! Ride! <-- This one will never be crossed out.
14. Doctors


This summer has been great.
I have one and a half month of it left.
Then back to reality.

Ahhh summer just stay forever.

This ones for you Chris.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh I cant control myself.

Doggiepack

Go Green.

Hey Sherry

Look closer.

HINT: To the right ---->

Rear Ends.

No. Not Butts! Get your mind out the gutter.

I got into an accident today.

This is how it went down.

Me: "Blah, blah, blah..."
Sherry: "Blah, bla..........' *SCREECHHHH!......BOOOOOM!*

WTF?! Can I never go a whole summer without getting into an accident? This is the 3rd summer that I have been involved in an accident and to top it off Sherry's car wouldn't start so we had to wait 2 hours to get towed.

But whatever. Its a car. It can get fixed. Im just glad no one got hurt.

Hope Im not sore tomorrow. But I have a feeling I will be.

Tuesday Ride.

Funnn!

Helped this bitch paint her moms room. Actually I did all the work and she just watched.
And Im doing this for free... well at least I get dinner and a place to sleep. lol...

Welcome Back Sherry.